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Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2(REUPLOAD)-0

The sequel to ERBOC's Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart was cancelled due to problems with the idea.
— SuperThingsOnCups

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2 was going to be the 17th episode of Season 3 and the 50th episode overall. It was scrapped due to problems with the idea. Although it was deleted from SoundCloud, it was uploaded on YouTube by someone.

CastEdit

Justin Buckner as Squidward's Suicide
Mat4yo as Dead Bart
Justin Buckner as Spongebob's Bootleg
Matthew Thomas as Spongecry.avi
Matthew Thomas & Pinkie's Cupcakes as Max and Ruby 0004
Nathan Provost as Mr. Bear
Fel & Zack (CMRB) as The Grieving
Matthew Thomas, Anthony Perry, & Stofferex as Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

MaNCHA as Stick Stickly
Stofferex & Frenzy as Candle Cove
Frenzy as Happy Appy

WoodenHornets as Gregory's Room
Zack (CMRB) as Bloody GIR
Stofferex as Fluttershy's Lullaby
HarryPotter2975 & Frenzy as My Poor Stimpy
Fel & B-Lo Lorbes as Dead Mung
Zack (CMRB as Dreadful Dexter
HarryPotter2875 & Zack (CMRB) as Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon
Frenzy as Sweet Apple Massacre
Stofferex as Angry Sylvester
Justin Buckner, Zack (CMRB) & Frenzy as Ahh! Real Monsters: The Final Scare
Pinkie's Cupcakes as Buttercup.AVI

Frenzy as Courage The Cowardly Dog Lost Episode
VinnyO as Arthur: Lost Episode
B-Lo Lorbes & Anthony Perry I Can Fix This/Never, Never
Frenzy as Little Bear and The Big Red Book

WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.AVI

Zack (CMRB) as The Death Of Mac

That Creepy Reading as Lost Episodes

Noodlerella as Chuckie's Mom

Pinkie's Cupcakes Noodlerella Miss4yo & WoodenHornets as Goosebumps Lost Episode

Zwesome Adam(Pool) Mancha B-Lo Lorbes Frenzy & Stofferex as Blue's Clues No Clues

SkeepTieel Adam(Pool) Zawesome B-Lo Borbes GrumpDoesArt Frenzy MultiSuperVids WoodenHornets & Seth W as The Magic School Bus Orignal Pilot

MaNCHA Frenzy & MultiSuperVids as Dragon Tales Lost Episode

Anthony Perry as Cry Baby Lane

Matthew Thomas as Loud House Enough Is Enough

Stofferex as Rap Rat

Zack (CMRB) as Timmy's Wish

Stofferex as Dora's Real Life

Adam(Pool) as Thomas And The Children

(The verses that were written but never recorded is Dead Bart, 1999, Stick Stickly, Courage The Cowardly Dog Gregory, Axis, Dead Mung, Tom, Sylvester, Real Monsters, and KND. So they needed to be recorded by Matthew.

CrewEdit

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Frenzy, PaletteReviews, B-Lo Lorbes, Zack (CMRB), DH Films, Anthony Perry, VinnyO, Froggy, and Fel.

LyricsEdit

Squidward’s Suicide:
Let’s go Bart, Squidward is ready to shine
Me battling you twice will be a waste of my time
You’re not original, that’s why you’re not going first
Your creepypasta lacked scariness, it’s got to be the worst
When my title card comes on the screen, you know you're doomed
You can’t diss me, you’re just Homer’s body with your head glued
On, You’ll be scared once I show you the 5 dead kids again
I’m gonna blow you up with disses, like how I blow on my clarinet!

Dead Bart:
Screw your clarinet playing, read my story and you’ll go insane
You blow more notes than what you did to your brain
I’ll always be killin, you’ll be dead chillin, I’ll be the villain
You’ve never stop me Squidface, in the end you’re grilling
Like a Krabby Patty, don’t stare at me, why don’t you die quiet!
In the end of this, you'll end like the credits, dead silent
Your story caused fears? Well guess what, I don’t give a fuck
Don’t cry now Squidward, come on, GIVE ME A HUG

Squidward’s Suicide:
AHH! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, your pasta sucks
Your family won't care when I blow your brains out and your guts
You wanna make fun of me killing myself, AHHH! I KNEW IT!
I dare you to leave this battle and never come back, JUST DO IT!
There’s no time for goodbye Bart, so I’ll just say hello
You’re even sick of self; that’s why your skin is so yellow
YOU COULD NEVER FEEL THE PAIN I DO, I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF
IT'S TIME TO DIE! See you again in hell….

Dead Bart:
Hell? HA! As if! When you blow your brains, I’ll celebrate
Cause it’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
I’m a true face of horror, don’t need stretches or blurrings
Your story is the most hated, while mine is still adoring
This little squid being scary? Now that’s just plain insane!
You think showing dead kids is okay? THIS SHIT AIN’T A FUCKING GAME!
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
Get ready Mr. Squid, cause it’s time to get violent!

Spongebob’s Bootleg:
I’m ready, I’m ready to kick you two shittypastas
I’ll pop like how I pop my bubbles to stop this drama
Frame by frame, you two are tame compared to the horrors I got, bitch
Squidward, you’ll be blood-shot in the face, with my rhymes that can twitch
You’ll be Dumped in the trash can where those teens found me
How can you beat this bootleg, I’m the real meaning of scary
I’ll make you all commit suicide with my staticy and buzzing rhymes
Now time to bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!

Spongecry.avi:
Oh, you gonna be scared? Then watch this scary .avi
Don’t be mean to me, you’ll make Spongebob Cry
Once you see my episode, it’ll leave your asses quivering!
When I’m done, you all will end up like Gary, dead and rotting!
I’ll rip you all up into chunks just like my red chair
It’s best you all run away now, or you’ll be in for a scare!
Squidward, stop with your stupid shit and just end your life already
Before I kill you all off, I just want you to know, this one timed action will be badly

Max & Ruby 0004

Max:
We’ll make you feel like your heart is in your throat once you see us
It’s such a shame that we need to kill you, so just hush
Ruby:
We made a little girl scream and almost made her heart give out
Tonight, we’ll show you what scary is all about
Max:
We’re gonna leave you dead like our mommy and daddy
Since all your creepypastas are just stupid tragedies
Ruby:
You're all gonna be tortured and deceased
Both:
You don’t think we’re scary? Well DEATH IS OUR ONLY RELEASE!

Mr. Bear:
This bear is aware that I'm gonna scare these "bone chillers"
I'll take you to my cellar, and show you who’s the better killer
I’m gonna eat your souls on this episode of Soup and Spoon
My rap flow is like scissors, it’s very dangerous for you
My name is Mr. Bear, bringing more fear than Freddy
I’m coming down these basement stairs, you better be ready
I’m hiding in these woods in Canada, you’re gonna get scared
‘Cause 1999 is the year where you go off the air

The Grieving

Gumball:
Welcome to my Amazing World, hope you’re all in for a treat
We’ll be making you cry, once you taste your bloody defeats!
Darwin:
Cut out all your guts, and hang them on these trees
In the end, you’ll be found dead, just like Anais!
Gumball:
Max and Ruby, you were only made cause you were desperate for fame!
Suicidal, depression, you're all the same
Darwin:
Mr. Bear, you’re not scary, so why even bother?
Both:
YOU ALL WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE JUST LIKE SARAH’S BROTHER!!!

Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

Ed:
Once you see our episode, you’ll be the true chicken
I’ll eat your souls like it’s buttered toast, to make the audience sickened
Edd:
We’ll swallow your heads like Johnny, beat your asses up like Jimmy
You'll be needing a dentist because it's about to get gory!
Eddy:
You dorks are gonna piss yourselves, when you step up to the Eds
Once you take a look at this episode, it'll lead you to your ends!
Ed:
C’mon guys, let’s put an end to these creeps!
All:
We’ll have you laying on Eddy’s floor, and let you have a good night sleep!

BRVR:

I’ll never love you all, stop interfering my channels

Just let me catch you all and light you up like the Midnight Man’s candles

I don’t need any love from all of you faggots who haven’t won

I have no hard feelings, especially when you all are done

You bitches are the big reason on why I want to die

I’m charging up, so make sure you run away and hide

I know when you’re lying to me, so prepare for shock attack

JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I DON’T WANT YOU TO COME BACK!!!


Stick Stickly:
It’s Stick Stickly, ripping through this battle sickly, you pricks
Find my website? All you gotta do is click. I got lost episodes, you'll find 6
Hey kids, wanna play Hang stick? I'll make sure that your necks will get slit
The splinters will hurt, just for a minute, "The Winner is revealed", and you're not it
Do I gotta spell it out for you guys? When "Stick gets mad", you'll meet your demise
I've been tortured and beaten, See the X on my face? No smile, No nose, No sound, no eyes
No lie, I'll write it in bold, the segments unfold! And truth be told
With the blood on top, it's time for Stick to go. You got what you wanted. The winner is Candle Cove!

Candle Cove

Skin Taker:
Better grab a candle, ‘cause your future is about to get dark
Come a little bit closer, I’ll grind your skin apart
Pirate Percy:
You Eds aren’t ready for the type of show we’ll bring
How can you win, when the puppets are pulling the strings?
Skin Taker:
Spongebob, your bootleg is a Laughingstock, want this to stop?
I’ll slaughter you and the rest of these pastas, make the boat rock
Pirate Percy:
We’re spitting killer disses that will make you all SCREAM
Coming out your screen, We’ll now forever haunt your dreams

Happy Appy:
That’s right kids! Appy’s coming back with a rerun
Let’s talk about a tragic event, c’mon it’ll be fun!
How about a 3 minute death stare to help you all relax?
When I’m done with my verse, you’ll ALL have sticks up your ass
How sad, a little apple can get the murders done more quickly
I’ll bring you all to my van, I’ll break you in half, Stickly
Once my show comes on, you won’t be able to change the channel
All of your networks called, your shows have been cancelled

Creepy Black: Edit

It's time for me to lay a curse as I haunt you in your journeys,

As this starter ghost covers you in Night Shade, you better hurry,

Do you really think you're scary when you stalk people through windows?

You'll be feeling nauseated, 'cause it's Lavender Town Syndrome!

I killed every single Pokemon and curse every trainer,

When my PP in my moves go down, I won't need any Ether!

So when you hear the sound in this creepy little tune,

You're gonna faint and then I'll use Curse, so see you in hell soon!

Gregory’s Room:
Hello, my name is Gregory, and welcome to my room
I’m just sitting here dissing these freaks, warning their dooms
It’s just the two of us having fun, helping kids with their gloom
Appy, you're more legit than Mr. Bear’s costume
I’ll throw you in the glorious flames of the fireplace
No one can hear you, no police, no parents
Please embrace me, I need love from above
Help me, please, I need it, gReGoRy NeEdS lOvE!!!

Bloody GIR:
It’s time to get bloody, Gir is here to make you all hurt
I'm more useful than you pointless stories that look like dirt
Let's go on an easter egg hunt, you won't be able to find me
Bloody hell, I could find more scare from Stick Stickly
Don't even dare step to me, I'll eat you like a waffle
You're just disgraces that are just awful, Appy, your story is like a novel
How could you say you won, you were turkeys the whole time
You've met your doom, and you'll never ever survive

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
You better hush now, quiet now, once I put you to sleep
This GIR is nothing, you’ll be next to die as you weep
The Crusaders were just the beginning, you’ll soon see
With your piercing screams, you’ll be another gift from Rarity
I’m the element of kindness, so there’s no way I can hate
But come with me children, your death bed awaits
You’re too late, you’re as dead as the look in my eye
Sweet dreams for your eternal rest, Good Lulla-bye

Dead Mung

Chowder:
When it comes to lost episodes, every one of you is nothin’
If you dare try to diss me, I’ll throw your asses in the oven
Mung:
You all are sons of burgers, I’d like to see you all scare me
I'll bake you and serve you on a dish, these fools will be yummy
Chowder:
All of you will be roasted like Mung, you’re next on my menu
Cooking Fluttershy, Gir, and Mario in a bowl for some stew
Mung:
I'll make you scream like an abused chipmunk, that's no surprise
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

Pinkamena Diane Pie: Edit

Wanna play with a real killer? You won't be disappointed,

Let's have some Cupcakes, I'll throw your bones and joints in!

Oh, don't try and scream, it'll just cause a big scene,

Let's have a party, because now I'm feeling PINKY KEEN!

Don't feel down, Trixie, let's put a smile on that face, 

I'll mix you and Macintosh in my next batch of cupcakes,

Let's take this party to the oven, oh, it's gonna get hotter!

But soon you'll know not to mess with the Element of Slaughter!

Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon

Tom:
Time for some real horror, it’s Tom and Jerry
Are you bitches ready, ‘cause it’s about to get scary!
Jerry:
Take a step into the basement, where your corpses will be
We’re gonna get more violent, I’ll be laughing while you weep
Tom:
We’ll have you Suffering at the end of this, leaving you a bunch of bruises
It's true that we'll stab your leg and throw you down the stairs, you're losing
Jerry:
I’ll stab you, then sell you, and I’ll do it all again
We’ve won this battle
Tom:
DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT?

Sweet Apple Massacre:
Alright, that’s enough, time to show you bitches up
Me lose to you? (nope) you know you’re all “fucked”
Happy Appy, you’ll be bucked and squashed, no doubt
I’ll rape and slaughter you all, show you what fear is about
Rip out your eyes, so you won’t see your death “cumming”
You’re locked in this cellar, no where for you foals to start running
Nopony will ever know, I’ll make sure you stay silent
Now I can forever sit in my peace and quiet

Angry Sylvester:
Sylvester is here to abuse this horse, I'm sure
Time to tear down these lights, they don't look good for this verse
Don't make me angry, or I'll make this whole scene violent
You're gonna end up like the music of my episode, dead silent
I'll bang you like a guitar string, and the blood I will taste
I'll kick your ass to Hungarian, where the short takes place
Nobody reads your stories, this gory cat will make a mess
This episode ends now, and you won't be coming up next

Ahh Real Monsters: The Final Scare:

Gromble:
Alright everyone, I have a mission for you all
Make the best scare that will make the world want to bawl
Oblina:
We're filled with mallice, no one is more gory than us
Krumm:
Wait Oblina, why are you throwing me in front of this bus?
*krumm gets killed*
Oblina:
Oblina will make you o-bleeding, everyone will be seeing
Ickis:
Stop it! I don't wanna die! There's not a single reason!
Oblina:
Gromble, I've done it, I killed them all and brought fear
Gromble:
That was certainly the best scare that I have ever seen in years

Rap Rat: Edit

They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal!

Once you call out my name, I will rip our your vitals!

When it comes to crappypastas, your's comes out the gayest,

What happens in Sony Vegas, should've stayed in Sony Vegas!

I'll leave you begging for more when I stomp you on the floor,

And your scariest image was Clinton standing near a door!

I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat,

Then I call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Arthur: Lost Episode:
Shut up, you all! I'm trying to read!
These lines that I've written with the blood of my granny
You don't want to mess with me, I killed them all!
You'll scream like DW, you don't have any balls
to go up against this moose, I'll give you a bad bruise
I'll leave your dead bodies at the Sugar Bowl, you'll surely lose
I'll Buster these freaks, and it won't bother me
You all will end up like my Grandma, and I won't give you recovery!

I Can Fix This/Never, Never

Mordecai:
You better run away now, I’m more scary than Red Mist
Fuck your asses up ‘til you're dead, with my own fists
Rigby:
We’ll beat you all up, we’re too disgusted to see your faces
C’mon Mordecai, it’s time we put these bitches in their places
Mordecai:
You can’t fix this, you fucking moron! What is wrong with you all?
My rhymes will make everybody want to fal-*gets shot*
Rigby:
NOBODY SHOOTS MY BEST FRIEND! IF YOU DON’T LEAVE, I’LL HAVE YOU ALL SEVERED…..
If you think you all will win, the answer is Never, Never…..

Little Bear and The Big Red Book:
Hello there, it’s just me! Little Bear!
From what’s been done, I don’t think it’s right to stare
I’ll leave you dead in a grave, just like my animators mother
Making you commit suicide, and have you dead like Mung and Chowder!
Mordecai and Rigby, You can’t fix shit, this battle won’t last long
You pussies better be scared, when I start to sing my song!
My verse is almost done, so I’ll just give you some time to run
1,2,3… Ready or not, here I come!

The SCP Foundation: Edit

Time for another curbstomp, so we'll finish this for good,

With brute force, we'll terrorize more than you ever could,

Your trilogy won't ever catch up to our Secure Containment Breach,

Your franchise's an even worse cash cow than Call of Duty!

See this through our eyes, you're nothing to what we've achieved,

We broke out of captivity, but in your place? You'll never leave!

We'll strangle you purple, and then break your neck with these disses,

Then escape without a trace, and take out the witnesses!

If there is an ounce of enjoyment with your crap, then it's been lost,

Probably under all your porn, where your fans jerk off!

Your glitched up pack of misfits, turn the power off and leave,

Let's take them, and break them, I'll do it later...

Tearing up these animals! and putting this chick in an incubator!

Welcome to our "Horror Box", you've stepped too far this time,

You'll find that you'll get weaker at the end of each line!

Kain Pathos Crow: Edit

No, I don't know what you mean, there's a first time for everything!

Out of all the subjects I've reported, you're the most ridiculous being,

Beating you? Just something I'll scratch off of my to-do list,

Because coming to this facility put your lives at risk!

Because it's clear to see to us, SCP's, you've crossed the wrong team!

The Death Of Mac:
Hi There Name's Bloo And Welcome To Foster's
Mac Came In A Demonic Voice And Killed Him
Then I Kill Frankie With A Chainsaw
Mess with me, and I'll Kill you up like my Friends
Squidward I'm Glad You're Dead
Quit You're Whining Chuckie
Real Suffing Is Known Mickey
Eds WHAT A JOKE
Candle Cove You're Ripoff Just A Lazytown
Gumball And Darwin You're Just Dead
And Gir I'm Glad Zim Died
Now I'm done with this crap, time to unplug the VCR

Torture (Phineas and Ferb CREEPYPASTA):

Aw, just shut up! You don't even deserved any Jawbreakers!

The Revenge of Perry is back, so best get ready, motherfuckers!!

Screw 1999! I found Freddy Fazbear more horrific than the Krueger

I may be zombified, but it's time to leave your arms Lost unlike the Silver!

I don't even need to be on the wikia, just on the WattPad, bro!

You were such a mess, Bart, so get your ass back on a plane, yo!

Even the EXE from Sonic ain't gotta get shit on me!

Now you know what happens when you got fucked with the Agent P!

Axis Powers Hetalia Episode 23.5: Edit

Be quiet Fluttershy, I’ll have you pass out for real

Then I'll put your organs on sticks to have a good meal

Japan and Germany will drown you, since nobody wants to hear you scream

You’ll be deceased, you freaks will have a better blood scene

than Gir popping up in Invader Zim all the time, I’ll make you fall

Nobody ever wanted you to Axist in the slightest, not at all

I’ll be staring at the light better than Happy Appy’s stupid scene

Just like me, you’ll be cooked ‘cause your disses were just weak

Suicide Mouse: Edit

Executing executives, no escape, madness is building

tearing at your sanity, Mickey's about to make a killing

Your peak of strength matches your rhymes, weak and vile

When this 'so called god' dies by a video file

I won't let myself be scared by this reject of society

Best format your computers, flow like bloodstreams from my eyes, see

After suffering from your verses, you'd expect ME to 'do it'

You all had chances, but like your brains after this, you blew it

Steven Universe: Faded Gems: Edit

Shut up Mickey, your popularity is Fading like a Gem, tho

You'll be crying like Amethyst, but not hyper-realistic, okay bro?

My pasta was born on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki

So now you know that it will be a chore to go and diss me

Even though I'm depressed, your pastas really make me sleepy

I'll give you all chills like Tails, Rubix, Foxy, and Creepy

Leave you dead just like Pearl and I'll laugh, hardy har,

You won't be able to survive this Steven Bomb! ALLAHU AKBAR

Luna Game:

Luna:

You'll hear the trotting of your doom, the galloping of your death soon

Except this time it ain’t a game, I’ll be the princess of a Blood Moon!

It’s the queen that leaves even Pinkamena scared to death

Let’s see you try to clop after witnessing this JPEG!

Creepybloom:

Prepare to be kicked to the desktop, here comes Creepybloom

It won’t take five games to turn this loon into Happy Appy-juice!

My rhymes will buck you hard, haunt you Equestria Daily

You’ll be spammed and deleted cause The End is Neigh!

Rocket to Insanity: Edit

Pinkie, you made me do it, don't act like you're so innocent,

Your stupid ass haunted my dreams, and I was the victim!

But now it seems we've come face to face for real this time,

Now let me show you what I've done in my spare time!

(Reveals Rainbow Factory)

Rainbow Factory: Edit

Welcome to my facility! Just take a stroll in,

But be warned, you won't ever be seen alive again!

Drain your blood like the rest of Earth Pony and Unicorn scum!

But there will be rainbows to look forward to once the deed is done!

Chuck E.'s Special: Edit

Hello kids! Why don't you just come and have a seat?

Have some pizza! We only have fresh cheese and meat,

Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat!

After you're done, you can come and play with me in the back!

Suicidemouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuck E.,

You're so horrid and ugly, no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney!

Why don't you like me anymore?! I took you into my house!

I already told you once before that I'M NOT A BAD MOUSE!

Five Nights At Freddy's: Edit

You think you can escape? This'll be a long night,

I've got you in my sights, but don't worry, I'll make everything alright!

Bonnie, hit the lights, YARR! I'll be the one that bites,

Welcome to night 2, I hope you're ready for a fight!

It hasn't been an hour yet, and your time's already running out,

Winding up like a Jack in the Box, making this a bloody bout!

Fighting against us? The craziest killer crew?

How many SCP's does it take to know that they'll lose?

When we spot you from the corridor, let's tag team and show,

Why it's not a good idea to be here at night, alone!

Oh please, don't move on my account, let's have some fun,

This would be better with the lights off, as from the darkness I lunge!

Hello? Can you hear me? I'm too scared to leave a message,

There's something besides the animatronics that's in your presence,

But I think he can handle it, it doesn't seem like such a threat,

But let me give you a tip, hopefully I won't disconnect!

(Phone breaks)

Golden Freddy: Edit

I'm the one that kids fear, you should never overlook this bear,

Go fall down the stairs, and collapse at my grizzly stare,

Surviving Five Nights isn't as easy as it seems,

But you see, my victory is Golden, know what I mean?

I've been watching over you guys, now it's time I step in,

On this scientist and his subjects trying so hard to win,

It's meaningless! You don't know what those machines are like!

Balloon Boy will trap you, and Foxy ain't afraid to bite!

Blood and gore on the floor with no chance to shut the doors,

The power running low, I had no clue what I was in for!

But I can't believe I survived a whole entire week,

It's 6 A.M. My shift is done, and my work here is complete!

Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour:

Judy Neutron:

Hello, Appy. We're going to make an meal full of disses and--

*gets shot by Hugh Neutron*

Hugh Neutron:

Jimmy, your mom is dead. Let's settle this father and son

Jimmy Neutron:

Okay, daddy. I would like an pizza full of pepperoni and shit

So that each of those crappypastas will soon be left rejected

Hugh Neutron:

Now it is time to get these dumbasses "bonding"

'The pizza is coming and--'*got his head chopped* Oh shit.

Jimmy Neutron:

I should've warned him that the pizza is aggressive

But now, it's just another day in the life of Jimmy Nutrin

Timmy's Wish: Edit

Why you guys are fighting, gonna sit on my bed

Gonna talk to Cosmo and Wanda wishing you all were dead

Mr.Bear, this isn't 1999

This is the year where all cartoons shine

I killed Francis, Trevor, and also Vicky,

I so lonely and cannot date Trixy

I'll chop you all to death like what I did to Francis

Now I wish that you all would just get out of this!

Evil Otto:

I’ve been summoned to battle all these cheesy whining hacks

You sent chills down people's spines? I gave children heart attacks

You copypastas can’t scare me, I leave the bodies piling

Go ahead and throw your disses, I’ll just keep on smiling!

When I’m seen, even the toughest can’t help but faint!

I’m scarier than you pussies and I can be drawn in MS Paint!

Been making kids go Berzerk, these 43 pixels are lethal!

Game over, motherfuckers, you’ve met with the face of true evil!

Rarity's New Dress: Edit

If you think you'll win, you must be having Pinkie dreams,

But you'll be woken up by the sound of your own screams!

I'm a creative pony, I'll take your skin and craft a fancy coat,

Don't try to squirm darling, It's just makes it more difficult,

As I close in with a needle and thread, it's time to say goodbye,

If you don't believe me, just check my wardrobe and ask Fluttershy!

You can help me with a project by supplying me with flesh,

Hmmm, red, blue, and pink? I found an idea for a new dress!

Thank You For Playing Rayman:


Betilla:

Easy there now, I'm not allowing myself to heal you this time

Instead, I'll leave you like Tarayzan, drowned through his demise

Bad Rayman:

You'll be floating around Mr. Dark just like the Magician

'Cause our disses must leave you "presumably unconscious"

Mr. Dark:

If I had found Rayman, then I will find you monsters too!

Causing flows around Perry the Platypus is what I shall do

Rayman:

Did I die? Wait, was it a nightmare? What happened?

Well, one thing's for sure, don't you even like it??

Return to Sender: Edit

Hello there, we got a package from this spitting mailman

That can mail mail to many nice people, 'cause I can

But what I'll be giving to these monsters, it's full of surprises

Once they open it, they'll be weeping until the sound rises

I'll static it up, then I'll be staring at this mail

It's a true fact that Angry Sylvester is a huge fail

Now let me say something that you'll be knowing a lot

Curiosity killed the cat, and Postman Pat killed the pastas

Labby: Edit

Hi Pickles… would you care to partake in this ritual?

Of incantations, lyrical. Let me give you a visual

I hear the voices; they say shock humor ain’t frightening

Shows you’re like Cheeseman more than struck by lightning

F-follow the pack, Pickles, heed the message I’ll relay

Or you’ll be stuck in my Shadow, like a dead child’s DNA

Repent your sins and pay! There’s one remedy for your treachery

Embrace this nightmare and let it be! Turned into Liquid Memories!

The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle: Edit

Twilight Sparkle: Edit

Journal entry day one, subjects one through five,

People claimed I was insane, I cut up ponies alive!

I created a creature who will have you all eaten,

By the end of this battle, you'll all be

The Creature: Edit

BLOODY AND BEATEN!

Twilight Sparkle: Edit

You think it's crazy, the type of shit I do?!

Most of you don't have a clue what insanity drives you to do!

Ahem, sorry for yelling, I don't mean to startle,

But it's for science! The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle!

Courage the Cowardly Dog LOST EPISODE:

Whoa hell no, you didn't, Twilight! So, best admit it

This most Smile Dog is sure to get you all DISSED

I may had died, but now I am back, just to give you all HELL

So that you can't even believe in good or evil

BOW FOR THE WRATH OF COURAGE, otherwise you'll lose your soul

I can be loveable, but this time, I won't be nice at all

Best cover your ears because my verse about to go earbleeding loud

I'll leave you crappypastas burned to dust unlike my dear poor old Muriel

Mr. Pickles:  Edit

Down dog! Or I’ll put you and Grandpa to rest!

We’ll get this fetish party poppin, when I rip out your flesh

I’ll make these bars Kinect if you wanna go and try me

You like chomping dick, so why don’t you come and bite me?

I’ve seen better animation out of Foodfight!

So don’t think I’m scared, your bark's worse than your bite

I’m a real beast, you’re the creation of a clown

Shövenpucker up bitch, I’m your master for now!

Creepy Crusaders: Edit

Creepybloom: Edit

We wanna play! Let the crusaders have a go!

But if you try to diss us, we'll break your bones with sticks and stones,

We'll crush you like apples and rip you bitches apart,

Hey girls, I THINK I FOUND HOW WE'LL GET OUR CUTIE MARKS!

Creepy Belle: Edit

With the blood of these faggots, a cutie mark will look nice on our plots,

S.A.M, I know you like to rape and murder, but this time we'll be on top!

Trixie and Cupcakes, just accept your fate, 

Aww, with you two gone, now the bronies can't masturbate!

CreepyScoots: Edit

Rocket to Insanity, or Rainbow Factory, I don't give a fuck,

Either way, at the end of this rainbow, you won't find any luck!

Rarity and Fluttershy? You must be outta your damn minds!

I'll end your pathetic lives, that's just me being generous and kind!

Creepybloom: Edit

I don't need Luna Game to put you bitches to shame!

Creepy Belle: Edit

Especially since Dash can't even decide on a name!

CreepyScoots: Edit

Bottom line, we slaughtered all these neigh sayers,

All: Edit

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CREEPY CRUSADERS!

Escargoon's Distress:

Dedede will pay, but first that putty tat must be killed

Along with his nine lives, and these monsters from Hell

Soon, you'll end up like me, flying across the halls and stairs

Your injuries shall be brusing, and a dislocated arm

You're next for now on, Big Mac, so go to Kirby's Deadland

I may be removed from the wiki, but I'm still here, you fags!

I would rather get Tuff clearly than dissing your asses so bad

Because your only sentence unlike Rayman will soon be DEATH

Doraemon Asesino:

I heard the noise of you dissing so terrible! Well, whatever

In my gadget pocket, it will be full of your darkest nightmares

Bringing more fear like BRVR, so don't ya get this kitty pissed

You'll end up like my citizen, decided to leave the cabin

With these same teeth from Smile Dog's, come inside the kitchen

I sure hope that you could never ever move for fear of panic

Hope you're ready for 8 hours of me, so best leave now

I FOUND YOU! I SHALL NEVER CALM THE FUCK DOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!

Rugrats Theory:

Found you, Doraemon! Wait, what's with those pastas?

Well, guess they'll get hung up like I've hung up Cynthia

The wrath of Angelica shall soon be making this battle perfect

Just like my friends, your victory is just imagination

I'm never alone with Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, & Lil

This is just all in my head, none of those babies were real...

But now that they're dead, only I get to be living, yes.

My verse is now perfect, and so this girl got her revenge

Lost Episodes:

Hi there! Names Sid. Welcome to my reality.

I'll scare you all like i did to all my friends!

There's nothing interresting with you, with all your death & rape,

Mess with me, and i'll cut you up like my tapes.

How can you dare to fight the original freak?

Sylvester stop being mad with me like Squidward!

God bless my father, for the reason for my obsession.

You can never beat me, i'm done with this shit...

I'm done with this crap, time to unplug the set.

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC... RAP... BATTLES OF CARTOONS!!!!

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Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Specials Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. PicklesDora vs Diego
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon