The king of the pirates here to blow this sailor down
In the end you'll frown as I take the winning crown
Many people already known about me and my anime
Meanwhile, Robin Williams gave you all your fame
What's the matter, old man? Are you feeling a little Wimpy?
Flowing more than seven seas, you better be afraid of me
Don't try, or I'll Gum Gum pistol you from a mile away
Since your popularity ship has done nothing but sank
A-gah-gah-gah-gah well aren't you bombastic?
Facing a straw hatted whack ass of Mr. Fantastic
In rap, I can easily have your pirate crew diminished
With the power of strength from a can of raw spinach
My vigorous intent is about to flip the switch
My pipe produces the power to burn you and your ships
Giving a second beating since 4Kids already put you in your place
Popeye's verbally frying this pirate's organs like Ace
So you really think that you're stronger than Bluto, dude?
How sad, I find Flapjack a better sailor than you
This Popped-eyed freak really needs to understand
This fight's gonna leave you walking with a peg leg and hook hand
Your bounty is as low as your reputation, beating you is just a chore
Looks like your slipping as if I poured Olive Oyl on the floor
You'll be X'd out like my chest from these burns that I bring
Go back to newspapers, 'cause it's clear who's the king!
Looks like it's my duty to take you down harder than a cannonball
Since you're One Piece of crap that I cannot stand at all
This Bruccaneer dominates this primitive Monkey
Being wrecked like Sabo as far as the eye can see
Consumed by anger? Did I gring your four gears?
Well laddie, let me tell you, you suck moreso than Blackbeard
You're insane, so now, I'll give you a wham that'll make you quiet
Like Shanks, you're half of a man and half of a pirated