Mario vs Sonic. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1

Mario vs Sonic. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Mario vs Sonic
Battle information
Release date April 12, 2013
Number 7
Length 2:07
Previous Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Next DJ Pon3 vs Octavia
Other information
Actors Eoin Campbell-Franks
Matthew Thomas
Rappers Mario
Sonic the Hedgehog
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Mario vs Sonic is the seventh installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the seventh installment of Season 1. It was released on April 12, 2013. It features super plumber, Mario, rapping against fastest hedgehog alive, Sonic the Hedgehog.


Eoin Campbell-Franks as Mario
Matthew Thomas as Sonic the Hedgehog


Let's-a go you noob, it's-a me, Mario!
I don't even have to finish cause you got owned!
I have mushrooms, what do you have? Some onion rings
This battle's like Google vs Bing, I'm number 1!
I'll stomp on you like a Goomba, and throw you like a Koopa
You know the words Chili Dogs, but not the word super?
You're running, but then you die in the end
My name is Mario and everybody knows it "friend"

You're worthless, but me? I'm way past cool
You wasted your time saving the princess 16 times you big fool
Sonic '06 was bad? Well look at Super Mario Ball
I'll grab you're head and run it into a brick wall
Your gay partner in crime cannot beat Tails
In every single game and this rap you will fail
I'm gonna beat you like how I beat you in the olympics
Your mushrooms and flowers are making me sick

I don't need machine legs to win this fight
You were looking for another video game day and night
You're partner is more worthless than Luigi
Hey, I made a new recipe, Hedgehog Ziti

It wasn't a stone and he didn't make it,
Where are you from anyway? Paris or London?

I will plunge you down the toilet and make you clogged
I'm more faster than you, you're as slow as a frog

I actually work out, you just sit and watch stone tv
Nintendo vs Sega, all the kids chose me!

You're just a seizure inducing blue mutated hedgehog

Mario, just get a job.


Let's blow things up! I'm Bomberman, dropping more than literal bombs,

It's just so weird that I'm rapping against this shitty Pokemon,

You're just a electrified marble who has a useless fucking move-set,

I'll send you blasting off to the stars, just like Team Rocket!

Roll back home to the power planet, and do your work as a battery,

This fuse is about to go off, Voltorb, you better hurry!

Your time is going down like the HP bar, you round fuck!

You're looking angry, bro! What are you gonna do? Self destruct?

Donkey Kong:[2]Edit

Got a bite like a Kremling, you know me well

And I’m finally back to kick some plumber tail!

Now if you both don’t mind - let me bust a rap move

And stretch my arms into those noses; just for you!

Luigi’s just a clone of Mario, but he's slow though

Go back to doing shrooms -  I am a gargantuan solo!

I’ll throw a barrel on your face, better get out of my country

'Cause I wipe out the Battlefield, with just a Down B!

Captain Falcon:[3]Edit


The pilot of the great galactic race is ready to spit

What’s a lab rat and balloon against my powerful kick?

In a race, the last thing I’d wanna hear are your ditties

Link over here can’t talk, he belongs in Mute City!

I’m on top, what they say about a captain is true

I’ll choke a bottom tier till they turn Big Blue!

Raptor Boost, don’t you know I eat these animals for lunch?

Bring this battle to a halt with a FALCON PUNCH!!!


Hi, it’s Kirby! Straight from Dreamland, you inbred

I wouldn’t press B to eat you, I’ll beat you instead!

I’ll use my paintbrush to crush this Fox to 16 bits

And this broad is crazy - people only care about her t- *Kirby sound*

So swallow your pride - you might shed a tier

When I copy your abilities and end your career!

Cooked up a fresh verse, my game is full of glamour

Now step off the Battlefield before your face meets my hammer!


You brothers better put a muzzle on this green twit

Or the genderfluid Barney’s ‘bout to have his tongue slit!

It’s about Time that I can rap on my own accord

So you better hey, look, listen once I pull out my Master Sword!

As I jump and thrash, rap and dash, slicing you down with a Triforce Slash

Leaving an unattractive gash, cut you into pieces with my aerial attacks!

I’ve got wisdom and courage and strength, and as I look hot

Send you down the abyss and climbing back up with my Hookshot!

Fox McCloud:[6]Edit

How cute, the bottom tier queers think they have a chance

Well guess what? I’ll barrel roll and hear the chants of all the fans!

I’m a Star, Fox’ll quick dash you and make sure that you fall

I'll Arwing it, bring a Landmaster, shatter robotic balls!

Reflect the diss you spit at me? Heh, Down B

Stop tryna act like you're a man Samus - you belong in a gown, see?

Locking on these targets, breaking them, my bars are imperial

Come on, you forget you're fighting the top tier material!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 19:05 on October 22, 2014, and so far 96 people voted.


Coming Soon!


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