Jack Krak vs Danny Vasquez. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2

Jack Krak vs Danny Vasquez. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 2.

Jack Krak vs Danny
Battle information
Release date October 18, 2013
Number 21
Length 1:53
Previous Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart
Next Bloo vs Wander
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Zach Schroeder
Justin Buckner
Nathan Provost
Rappers Danny Vasquez
Jack Krak
Chris Kirkman
Ultra Richard
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Jack Krak vs Danny is the twenty-first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the sixth installment of Season 2. It was released on October 18, 2013. It features super fucker, Jack Krak, rapping against bravest warrior, Danny Vasquez.

Cast and creditsEdit

Matthew Thomas as Danny Vasquez
Zach Schroeder as Jack Krak
Justin Buckner as Chris Kirkman
Nathan Provost as Ultra Richard

Lyrics, subtitles, and edited by Matthew Thomas


Up yours! i'm the best and bravest warrior,
not only can i play banjo on feet but i can make gore.
You finish them all? well guess what? no luck,
you may be a superfucker but your still getting fucked!
I wonder how much Wonder Kyle is a fucking fart sparkle,
just give up right here, that would be a miracle.
After this, i'll make Princess Sunshine taste my rain,
you ain't super, but i'm brave, get ready to feel pain.

Jack Krak:
Oh FUCK SHIT BITCH! taste my jack asskrak!
when you were a fat kid, all you did was yak.
I'm so fucking bored rapping against a fag,
i just wanna do drugs now, instead of rapping against a bag.
I will kill you with my elbow because it is the motherfucker,
I'm the superfucker, and you, you're the supersucker.
Your voice sounds like a gay guy on the stereo,
you crying is my jam, somebody should put this on the radio!

Chris Kirkman:
Look at this, we have a fucking dramabug here,
how about you take your drugs, and shove it up your ear.
Jack Krak, ha! more like Fag Krak,
I will stab you with a fucking stick powered by gas.
At the end of this battle, all you will say is "Wowzers!"
your life is a fucking fail like the browser.
Yes, i know i might not get Beth but guess what?
you won't get Princess Sunshine to make out with Grotessa.

Ultra Richard:
I can see you won't win this battle from my x-ray,
I don't need a peach seed to see through anything.
First of all, i can see a gay relationship with you two,
and second, i can party with sexy ladies with no luck for you.
I'm the burger brother, you're just space assholes,
both of your deaths is the greatest story ever told.
you two are the bravest warriors? NO! you're the bravest suckers,
now step back because we are the superfuckers!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 15:44 on October 24, 2014, and so far 15 people voted.


  • It seems that Chris and Danny being gay together is a running gag, as proven in Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii.
  • This is the battle with most curse words, with 14.
  • This was Zach's final appearance in ERBOC before his channel was deleted. Good riddance.


Coming Soon!


Season 1 Twilight Sparkle vs MordecaiFinn the Human vs Dipper PinesGumball and Darwin vs Robot and MonsterDan vs Pinkie PieStewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsChris Kirkman vs Oishi KawaiiMario vs SonicDJ Pon3 vs OctaviaHomer Simpson vs Peter GriffinPrincess Bubblegum vs Princess CelestiaMabel Pines vs CatbugDiscord vs Ice KingRandy Cunningham vs Kick ButtowskiRigby vs SpikePowerpuff Girls vs Cutie Mark Crusaders
Season 2 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 2Casper vs Danny PhantomRocket Dog vs Brian GriffinBig Macintosh vs ApplejackSquidward's Suicide vs Dead BartJack Krak vs DannyBloo vs WanderBMO vs GIRTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs NinjagoMarge Simpson vs Lois GriffinThe Grinch vs Frosty the SnowmanFluttershy vs Cream the RabbitRocko vs LazloFred Flintstone vs George JetsonChowder vs FlapjackPhineas and Ferb vs Billy and MandyBeavis and Butthead vs Ren and StimpyEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles
Season 3 Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3Johnny Bravo vs QuagmireCaptain Planet vs Ms. FrizzleMickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyGarfield vs HeathcliffGumball and Darwin vs BreadwinnersChris Griffin vs Bart SimpsonSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines 2Charlie Brown vs Doug FunnieAlvin and the Chipmunks vs AnimaniacsUnderdog vs Top CatRandy Marsh vs Homer SimpsonAsh Ketchum vs Taichi KamiyaCorey Riffin vs MarcelineClarence vs Harvey BeaksDrawn Together vs The OriginalsConnie Maheswaran vs Penny FitzgeraldMonkey D. Luffy vs PopeyeWe Bare Bears vs Crystal GemsDanny Phantom vs Ben TennysonZootopia vs T.U.F.F. PuppyDonald Duck vs Daffy DuckEpic Rap Battles of Cartoons 57Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 58
Specials Luigi vs VegetablesAhh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc.The Grinch vs Frosty The Snowman (remastered)Clarence vs Harvey Beaks 2Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 3Where the Dead Go to Die vs Mr. PicklesDora vs Diego
Scrapped Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart 2Wirt & Greg vs Star & MarcoEd Edd N' Eddy vs The Three StoogesFinn the Human vs Dipper Pines (scrapped REBOOT)Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon