It’s time to solve a mystery of your noodle arms!
Are you trying to get your own brother harmed?
Your hat looks like a bunny who’s really dumb
My sister made a sweater for you made out of Princess Bubblegum Adventure Time? It’s already noon
If anyone in the Land of Ooo is a joke, it’s probably you
This is Gravity Falls, guess what? You fell
If I could say that you got kidnapped, I can’t even tell!
My hat looks like a normal one, yours looks fucking weird
I’m still wondering, are you and Jake queer?
You smell like pork chops and bacon grease
My sister's pig will give you a disease.
What time is it? Adventure Time!
You’re book is full of glob, now go and get better rhymes.
You are not mathematical like the Lich
If you’re 12-years-old, couldn’t your voice get the right pitch?
You're always wrong to rhyme in this song
Where is your Mom and Dad? That's right, they're gone!
Why is your book always all upon?
Your hat, your dress, your underwear. Get along!
I would put you and Mabel in the blendy,
While I go on a wild adventure with Wendy
How about you taste Jake’s poisonous spaghetti?
Ready for round 2? Are you ready?
Dipper: Who wants a lamby? I do! I do!
But if you never say where you came from, you will get sued
Oh, you think that you will scare me? Even Mabel says,
Uhh.... what? Mabel, away!
Watch your back cause you will be globbed
Everytime you get rejected, you always sob,
While listening to Disco Girl, seriously? Wow
One more rhyme to finish this rap battle? Shmowzow!