Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines
Battle information
Release date March 1, 2013 (YouTube)
Number 2
Length 2:10 (YouTube)
Previous Twilight Sparkle vs Mordecai
Next Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster
Other information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Edgar Bolanos
Maggie Marcus
Rappers Finn the Human
Dipper Pines
Mabel Pines (cameo)
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!
— Announcer
Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines is the second installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons series and is the second installment of Season 1. It was released March 1, 2013 on YouTube. It features adventurer, Finn the Human, rapping against mystery solver, Dipper Pines.


Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Edgar Bolanos as Finn the Human
Maggie Marcus as Mabel Pines (cameo)


It’s time to solve a mystery of your noodle arms!
Are you trying to get your own brother harmed?
Your hat looks like a bunny who’s really dumb
My sister made a sweater for you made out of Princess Bubblegum
Adventure Time? It’s already noon
If anyone in the Land of Ooo is a joke, it’s probably you
This is Gravity Falls, guess what? You fell
If I could say that you got kidnapped, I can’t even tell!
My hat looks like a normal one, yours looks fucking weird
I’m still wondering, are you and Jake queer?
You smell like pork chops and bacon grease
My sister's pig will give you a disease.

What time is it? Adventure Time!
You’re book is full of glob, now go and get better rhymes.
You are not mathematical like the Lich
If you’re 12-years-old, couldn’t your voice get the right pitch?
You're always wrong to rhyme in this song
Where is your Mom and Dad? That's right, they're gone!
Why is your book always all upon?
Your hat, your dress, your underwear. Get along!
I would put you and Mabel in the blendy,
While I go on a wild adventure with Wendy
How about you taste Jake’s poisonous spaghetti?
Ready for round 2? Are you ready?

Who wants a lamby? I do! I do!
But if you never say where you came from, you will get sued
Oh, you think that you will scare me? Even Mabel says,

Uhh.... what? Mabel, away!

Watch your back cause you will be globbed
Everytime you get rejected, you always sob,
While listening to Disco Girl, seriously? Wow
One more rhyme to finish this rap battle? Shmowzow!


Who Won?

The poll was created at 05:50 on March 21, 2015, and so far 52 people voted.



Coming Soon!


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