Brian Griffin is the one of the rappers who appeared in Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants. Played by both Zach Schroeder and VideoGameRapBattles, Brian is the main character of Family Guy created by Seth MacFarlane. He battled Spongebob, Patrick and Rocket Dog.
About
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Brian Griffin is an 8-year old talking white Labrador who has lived with the Griffin family since Peter picked him up as a stray. He also possesses various anthropomorphic qualities, such as the ability to speak intelligently, drive a car, and walk bipedally. Earlier in the series, he used the catch phrase "Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?". He also has a particularly sharp with Peter is his best friend, despite Brian's vastly superior intelligence - on several occasions, Brian has had to explain Peter's inability to do various things, such as haggling over prices. In "Brian Goes Back to College", it is revealed that Brian went to Brown University in Rhode Island, but did not graduate. He gets hit by a car and dies and his last words were "You gave me a wonderful life, Iove you all". But in a Christmas Episode, Stewie went back in time to push Brian out the way from the car that hit him. Family has brought Brian back!
AppearancesEdit
Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants (Played by Zach Schroeder)
Rocket Dog vs Brian Griffin (Played by VideoGameRapBattles)
VersesEdit
Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob SquarepantsEdit
Do you actually think you're funny, well the answer is no!
You think you're little slimey friend will take me for a stand?
well i think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned.
You're not faster as the speed of love,
you get to a block in one day.
just admit it, you and Patrick are gay.
Rocket Dog vs Brain GriffinEdit
Verse 1
I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini
I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?
I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish
MY best friend is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
I can do more tricks than you and I don't even need a treat
So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual
Verse 2
You ain't cool like cool whip, you are just whip, you'll be surrendering,
and saving private brian bitch.
I'm on the road to kick your ass, just in time,
I would win this battle and i don't need to rhyme.
Read all of my books and you'll like me,
even Wish it, Want it, Do it cause i wish to kill you rocket doggy.
I might get drunk all the time but at least i'm not a murder,
welcome to the House of Pain you furry motherfucker.
